Did you know that CORNY cookies are not just for breakfast? No, no, no! CORNY cookies are perfect for any time of day or night, because let's be real, who needs sleep when there are cookies?
CORNY cookies are not just delicious, they're also magical! They grant you the power of increased productivity, better mood, and a higher chance of getting away with things you shouldn't do!
But be warned, excessive CORNY cookie consumption may lead to:
- Uncontrollable happiness
- Increased likelihood of singing 'I Will Survive' out loud in public
- Mysterious cookie-induced hallucinations
- A strong desire to wear a cape made of cookie-scented fabric